Greetings and Salutations!

Who is the Mad Hatter? No, I am not the character from 'Alice in Wonderland' although we do share some traits, like our mixed up mental state. Yes, I am a geek (and proud of it, although not necessarily good at it!). Yes, I am opinionated. No, I am not modest (just ask me).

In anticipation of your next question, yes, the logo is mine. Please don't steal it. I paid real money for it. If you do, and I find out, I will feed you to my pet penguin. He is vicious, really.

You may bother me via email at this address, shatfield15 AT aim DOT com. You know what to do to use it. Really, bother me, it's OK.